Fast as Shell

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Only 1 left!

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?


Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.


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